school trip

well, the kiddles got back from their respective trips--to hokkaido, singapore, and australia--which means that i have the pleasure (not being sarcastic) of reading their travel essays. the gems:

I want to marry foreigner.

It was tire for me to eat the chinese food. It is not taste. This is not food! And juice is bat smell.
(bad smell)

Jingisukan is too smelly a ship of meat fo me to ate.
(Genghis Khan sheep meat (lamb) was too smelly for me to eat.)

Jingisukan is sheep meat. It is stink for me to eat. Also Hokkaido is famous for potato. However I didn't feel potato delicious. Potato is normal. I want to go there someday.

Singapole people are not friendly. I was very sad. I felt different Japan. I want to go to Singapole again.

And the winner...

I can't eat food.
Not good. Really not good.
I have never eat it.
Looks is grotesk.
I scream "Oh, my got!" all food.
Japanese food good teast.
I'm happy come from Japan.
Because of reasons lost -4 kilogram ♥
Thanks you Singapore!!

cracking up,
riri sensei

p.s. - four days till my foreign buttcheeks are jiggling in the US of A. prepare yourselves!!